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PATHAN Suhagraat Per Biwi Se:
Chalo Kamiz Utaro
Ab Brazer Utaro
Ab Batao Is Me Doodh Ata He?

Biwi:Haan

PATHAN:
Tum Doodh Nikalo Hum Papay Lekar Ata Hai..

Popularity: 14%

Beti:
Maa Aj Maine Pathan  Ko Bewquf Bnaya

Maa:
Kaise ?

Beti:
Maine Uska 500 Ka Note
Apni Sandle K Neechy Chupalia
Or
Wo 2 Ghanty Tak Mere Brazr Mai Dundhta Rha

Popularity: 14%

Talaq Ke Ba`Ad
Husband & Wife Apna Apna Saman Alag Karte Huey!

Husband:
Brazer Dete Huey
Yo Lo Tumhare Milk Ka Dhakan

Wife:
Underwear Dete Huey
Ye Lo Murdey Ka Kafan

Popularity: 30%

Teacher:
Change ¡Nto Pass¡Ve
(Sunsaan Jagahon Per Bachay Jatay Ha¡N To Hadsay Ho Jatay Ha¡N)

Student:
Sunsan Jagahon Per Huay Hadson Ma¡N Bachy Ho Jaty Hein

Popularity: 54%

Pathan Ka Bura Din…

Darwaza Khola Kundi Hath Mai
Nal Khola Tonti Hath Mai
Suitcase Uthaya Handle Hath Mai

Ab Dar
Raha Hai
Ke Susu Karo Ke Na Karo

Popularity: 45%

Never Fuck Police woman
Coz
She Said Stop And Hands Up

Never Fuck Naresh
Coz She Said Next Pls

But Always Fuck Tecahar
Coz
She Said Repit This 5 Times

Popularity: 75%

Choot Chode Chutiya Bur Mare Saitan
Bhala Manas Sarka Mare, Prasan Rahi Bhagwan
Choot Chameli Chooter Beli
Choot Kamal Ka Phool Hai
Aik Baar Le Ke Dekho Sari Susti Door Hai
Bolo Pancho Choot Choot

Submitted By : Imtiaz Ahmad

Popularity: 34%

This post was submitted by Imtiaz Ahmad.

Raju:
Tumhary Kitnay Bachy Hai??

Pappu:
14 Bachy…

Raju:
Itny Zyada Kio?

Pappu:
Larki Kay Bapp Say Wada Kia Tha
Ka Ap Ki Bati Ko Kabi Khali Pait Nahi Rakho Ga

Submited By :  shahhussain (03348437187)

Popularity: 61%

This post was submitted by shahhussain.