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Lips Are 4 Snoggin

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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Lips Are 4 Snoggin
Beds Are 4 Rockin
Clits Are For Caressin
Clothes Are 4 Undressin
Ears Are 4 Lickin
Tits Are 4 Suckin
The Clock Is Tickin
So Lets Get F***Ing!

Popularity: 26%

Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine

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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Seven Wise Men With Knowledge So Fine
Created A Pussy To Their Design

First Was A Butcher, With Smart Wit
Using A Knife, He Gave It A Slit

Second Was A Carpenter, Strong And Bold
With A Hammer And Chisel, He Gave It A Hole

Third Was A Tailor, Tall And Thin
By Using Red Velvet, He Lined It Within

Fourth Was A Hunter, Short And Stout
With A Piece Of Fox Fur, He Lined It Without

Fifth Was A Fisherman, Nasty As Hell
Threw In A Fish And Gave It A Smell

Sixth Was A Preacher, Whose Name Was Mcgee
Touched It And Blessed It, And Said It Could Pee,

Last Was A Sailor, Dirty Little Runt,
Who Sucked It And F**Ked It, And Called It A C**T

Popularity: 26%

   
     
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