Archive for the ‘Birthday SMS’ Category

Oye Ullu Ke Patte

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Monday, May 12th, 2008

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

Popularity: 9%

One Think About Dear (Name)

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

One Think About Dear (Name)
That Makes Us Very Proud
When (He/She) Throws A Temper Tantrum
(He/She) Always Draws A Crowd

Popularity: 8%

(He/She) Didn’t Go To School Today

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

(He/She) Didn’t Go To School Today
(He/She) Missed A Spelling Test
They Wouldn’t Let (Him/Her) On The Bus
Because (He/She) Wasn’t Dressed

Popularity: 8%

In Twenty Years You Will Have Money

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

In Twenty Years You Will Have Money
In Thirty Years You Will Have Fame
In Forty Years You Will Have Gray Hai
And Won’t Even Know Your Own Name

Popularity: 8%

And (He/She) Burst Out Into Tears

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

(He/She) Hasn’t Made
(His/Her) Bed Or Cleaned
(His/Her) Room For Several Years
We Called (His/Her) Room A Pig Pen
And (He/She) Burst Out Into Tears

Popularity: 8%

Don’t Invite Your Friends

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Don’t Invite Your Friends
Who Haven’t Learned To Use The Potty
Changing Diapers
Certainly
Will Drive Your Mother Dotty

Popularity: 8%

Gives You A Birthday Kiss

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Don’t Complain When Grandpa
Gus Gives You A Birthday Kiss

If You’re Bothered By His Beard
Just Dodge So He Will Miss

Popularity: 8%

Don’t Spill Cake And Ice Cream

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Don’t Spill Cake And Ice Cream
On Your Sister’s Brand-New Dress

Do Not Start A Food Fight
You Will Have To Clean The Mess

Don’t Try To Pin The Donkey Tail
On Your Fat Uncle Fred

Don’t Ask Auntie Jane’s New Boyfriend
When They Plan To Wed

Popularity: 8%

   
     
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