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Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Popularity: 3%

Memon Boss 2 Worker:
Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kaam Kia Hai
Is Liye 5000 Ka Bonus Cheque De Raha Hon
Agar Isi Tarha Kaam Karoge To
Agle Saal Is Pe Sign Ker Donga

Popularity: 2%

1 Makhi
Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi
Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…

Doctor:
Kiya Howa ?

Makhi:
Bas Chae Mein Gir Gai Thi
1 “*MEMON” Ne Choos Choos K Bura Haal Kar Diya

Popularity: 2%

Don

Ki Call Ka Intezar To Colleges

Ki Larkiya Kar Rahi Hain

Magar
Don Sirf
Miss Calls
Karta Hain

Kyon Ke
Don Memon Hai

Popularity: 15%

Saare Gawaahon
Aur
Bayaanaat Ko Madde Nazar Rakhte Hue
Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa 382 Ke Teht
Msg Parhne Wale Mujrim Ko Msg Na Bhejne Ke Jurm Mai
Memon ( Kanjoos )  Karar Deti Hai

Popularity: 10%

Train Mai 1 Machar 1 Chinese Ke Sar Pe Betha
Wo Usko Pakar Ke Kha Gaya!
Phe 1 Machar Memon Pe Beth Gaya
Usne
Pakar Ke Chinese Se Pocha:

Kharide Ga

Popularity: 25%

Aik Memon Aik Arbi Ko Apna Khoon Deta Hai
Arbi Khush Hokar Memon Ko 1 BMW Car Deta Hai
Phir Arbi Dobara Khoon Mangta Hai
Memon Khoon Deta Hai
Aur
Arbi Isko Till K Laddoo Deta Hai

Memon Kehta Hai:
Is Bar New BMW Kiun Nahi Di ?

Arbi Kehta Hai:
Ab Mere Ander Memon Ka Khoon Dargish Kar Raha Hai

Popularity: 7%

Memon:
Mera Abba Mar Gaya

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Sir Atleast 5 Words

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Suzuki 4 Sale

Popularity: 7%