Archive for the ‘Moulvi Jokes’ Category

Ye Mere Sath Jayegi

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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Muslim Lady :
Assalam-O-Laiakum

Molvi:
Ye Jannat Main Jayegi

Hindu Lady:
Namaste

Molvi:
Ye Dozakh Main Jayegi

Christian Lady:
Hi Daling

Molvi:
Ye Mere Sath Jayegi

Popularity: 13%

Aik Mulla Ke Shaadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi

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Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Aik Mulla Ke Shaadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi
Wo Mannat Mangne Gaya
Waha Us K Maan Gum Gaye

Mulla Bola Ya Khuda Tere Khudai
Apni Te Labbi Ni Abbay De Ve Gawai

Popularity: 11%

Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay

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Friday, May 16th, 2008

Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana

Wife:
Who Kion?

Molvi:
Who Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay

Popularity: 11%

Aap K Sath Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon??

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Friday, May 16th, 2008

Girl To Molvi:
Kia Mein Kisi Kanwarey Mard Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon

Molvi:
Astagfrullah

Girl:
Married Admi Se Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon

Molvi:
Naoozbillah

Girl:
Aap K Sath Kiss Ker Sakti Hoon

Molvi:
Bismillah

Popularity: 11%

   
     
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