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Kahan Dhoondtay Phirto Ho Musharraf Ko Faraz
Woh To Urr Gya Prickly Heat Powder Ki Tarah

Popularity: 3%

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai
Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

Akhri Aram Gah

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga
Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

Akhri Harami Da

Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya Karu Public Demand Hai

Popularity: 5%

Musharaf
Murgion Say
Agar Tum Sab Ney Kal 2,2 Anday Na Diay Tou Sab
Ko Kal Lal Masjid Ki Tarah Army
Sey Halal Karva Dounga
Subah Us Ne
Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye
Magar Ek Se Usey 1 Anda Mila..

Musharaf:
Tum Ne Ek Anda Q Dia?
Murg:
Janab Yeh B Army Ke Dar Ki Waja Se Dia Hai
Waisey Main Murgha Hoon

Popularity: 15%

Bush & Musharaf Were Flying In A Plane.

Bush Said:
If I Drop A Billion Dollars
Here I Wil Make A Million People Happy

Musharaf Said:
If I Drop My Uniform I Will
Make My Whole Country Happy

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN Said:
If I Drop This Plane
I Will Make The Whole World Happy!

Popularity: 14%

Mush Was Out With His Driver…

Their Car Hit A Dog Who Died
Mush Asked The Driver To Go And Bury The Dog
In The Nearby Village
While Mush Waits In The Car
After The Burial The Villagers Showered The Driver
With Flowers And Carried Him On Their Shoulders
Dancing And Were Very Happy…………

Mush Asked The Driver Why Are They Doing This
He Replied I Dont Know Sir
I Just Told Them That I Am Mush’s Driver…
Aur Kutta Mar Gya Hai……!

Popularity: 14%

A Fisherman Catches A Fish
And Brings It Home And Tells His Wife To Cook It

Wife Replies:
Na Ata Hai
Na Bijli Hai
Na Gas Hai
Na Oil Hai
Fish Kesay Pakaon?

Jao Iss Ko Ja Ker Pani Main Wapas Daal Ao

Fisherman Goes Back
And Throws The Fish Back In Water
After Sometime
Fish Gets Her Mouth Out Of Water And Shouts

“GEO MUSHARRAF” !

Popularity: 14%

Musharraf Went To See The Doctor
To Get The Results Of His Brain Scan

The Doctor Said:
Mr. President, I Have Some Bad News For You
First, We Have Discovered
That Your Brain Has Two Sides
The Left Side And The Right Side

Mushy Interrupted:
Well, That’s Normal, Isn’t It?
I Thought Everybody Had Two Sides To Their Brain?

The Doctor Replied:
That’s True, Mr. President
But Your Brain Is Very Unusual
Because On The Left Side There Isn’t Anything Right
While On The Right Side There Isn’t Anything Left

Popularity: 14%

Mushraf Ki Niyat
Niyat Karta Hoon 2 Molvi Marne Ki
6 Rocket Fire Farz
Wasty Bush Uncle K
Muon Mera Jamia Hafza Ki Tarf
America Ho Akbar

Popularity: 14%