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Teri Maa Di…

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Friday, April 25th, 2008

Balochi:
Humare Raigistan Ma
“Khush-Amdeed” Bolo To Vapis Awaz Aati Ha
“Amded Amded”

Pathan:
Humare Paharon Ma
“I Luv U” Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
“Luv U. Luv U”

Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
“Teri Maa Di…”
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
“Teri Pehen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri Waddi Di”….

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Three Ways To Catch A Tiger

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Friday, April 25th, 2008

Three Ways To Catch A Tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired, Then Catch It

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

Popularity: 7%

   
     
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