Archive for the ‘Pathan Jokes’ Category

Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Aik Pathan
Pakistan Ka Flag Lene Aik Shop Par Gaya
Usne Dukandar Se Kaha Ke
Pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao…

Dukandar Ne Flag Dikhaya
To Pathan Ne Aik Aisi Baat Ki
Jisse Dukandar Ko Gussa Aagaya…

Guess Pathan Ne Kya Kaha Hoga??

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Pathan Said:
Yaara Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

Popularity: 4%

Hum Papay Lekar Ata Hai..

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Sunday, August 10th, 2008

PATHAN Suhagraat Per Biwi Se:
Chalo Kamiz Utaro
Ab Brazer Utaro
Ab Batao Is Me Doodh Ata He?

Biwi:Haan

PATHAN:
Tum Doodh Nikalo Hum Papay Lekar Ata Hai..

Popularity: 14%

Pathan Ka 500 Ka Note

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Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Beti:
Maa Aj Maine PathanĀ  Ko Bewquf Bnaya

Maa:
Kaise ?

Beti:
Maine Uska 500 Ka Note
Apni Sandle K Neechy Chupalia
Or
Wo 2 Ghanty Tak Mere Brazr Mai Dundhta Rha

Popularity: 14%

Pathan Proposed A Girl..

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Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Pathan ProposEd A Girl..

Girl:
Lekin Me TumsE Umer Me 1 SAal Bari Hon..!

Pathan:
Oye Baji Fikar Kyun Karti Ho
Hum TumsE Aglay Saal Shaadi Karega..

Popularity: 2%

Pathano Ka Area Hay

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Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Husband 2 Wife:
Parda Karlo Aagey Sindhiyon Ka Area Hai
Thori Dair K Baad

Wife 2 Husband:
Ab Tum Parda Karlo Aagey Pathano Ka Area Hay

Popularity: 2%

Pathan Ka Bura Din…

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Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Pathan Ka Bura Din…

Darwaza Khola Kundi Hath Mai
Nal Khola Tonti Hath Mai
Suitcase Uthaya Handle Hath Mai

Ab Dar
Raha Hai
Ke Susu Karo Ke Na Karo

Popularity: 45%

Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

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Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay
Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan:
O’Yara!

Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Popularity: 11%

300 Pathan Ship Main

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Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Ek Bar 300 Pathan Ship Main Travel Kar Rahe Tahe
Lekin Sare K Sare Mar Gaye

Kaise?
Nothing Serious

Ship Bich Main Kharab Hogai
To Dhakka Dene Niche Utar Gaye

Popularity: 9%

   
     
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