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1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

Popularity: 3%

Boy At Bus Stop 2 Girl:
Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai
Main To Teray Liye Jaan Bhe Dedo

Girl:
Wo To Deni He Paregi
Q K Mera Bhai “MQM” Ka Unit Incharge Hai

Popularity: 6%

1 Admi Ka Tota(Parrot)
Daily 1 Shaks Ko
“Oye Baghairt”
Kaha Karta Tha
Us Shaks Ne Admi Se Shikayat Ki
Admi Ne Tote Ko Danta
Agle Din Jab Wo Shakhs Qareb Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola
Thora Aage Ja Ke Us Shakhs Ne Peeche Mur Ke Dekha To Tota Hjanste Howe
Bola
Samajh To Gaya Hoga Tu

Popularity: 18%

Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!

Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

Popularity: 18%

Bus Stop Pe Larki Ko Dekh Kar Pappu Bola:
Tu Tou Meri Jan Hai
Tu Mera Iman Hai

Larki Ne Sandle Utari To Chintoo Bola:
Mein Bhi Pakistan Hoon, Tu Bhi Pakistan Hai

Popularity: 26%

Joke Of The Day

Kante:
Ek Din Hum Sab Ko
Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai
Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main
Jao Nahi To Pedal

Chante:
Ek Din Hum Sab Ko
Date Par To Jana Hi Hai
Ek Kam Karo
Gf Ko Bus Main Bithao
Aur Khud Jao Pedal (Paise Bacaho)

Popularity: 21%

Saas:
Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 2 Akkhen Di
Chawal Se Pathar Nahi Nikal Sakti?

Bahu:
Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 32 Dant Diye
2-4 Pathar Nahi Chaba Sakti

Popularity: 21%

An Old Rich Man Marries A Yound Girl

Interviewer Asks The Girl:
Aap Ne In Mai Shaadi K Liye Kia Dekha?

Girl:
1 Tou In K ” Income”
Aur Dosri In K “Din Kum”

Popularity: 21%