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Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay
Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan:
O’Yara!

Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Popularity: 10%

Wife:
Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai

Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay

Popularity: 3%

Admi:
Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega

Admi:
Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

Popularity: 8%

Sardar Walking At Night…

Saamne Gober Para Tha..

Sardar Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Daal Kar Chakha
Or Bola:
Oh Ye To Gobar Ha..
Shukar Hai Mera Pair Nahi Para..!

Popularity: 3%

Santa:
O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?

Biwi:
Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai
Exident Ho Jaye Iske Pahale Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai

Popularity: 3%

Sardar:
Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:
Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar:
Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

Popularity: 2%

Ek Srdar Ko Puri Raat
Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya
Uska Dimaag Ghoma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya
Aur Bola Ab Kaato Saalo
Sab K Sab Moroge

Popularity: 1%